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BLOB TOURING
01:28
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FRAG 'EM
01:08
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OGRE LIVING AT THE BOTTOM OF A WELL. BIG DEAL! SEND HIM BACK TO HELL. I LIVE FOREVER. I NEVER DIE. IN MY CASTLE WHERE I EAT A CHICKEN PIE. FRAG TROLL. GET GOLD.
DRAGON SITTING IN HIS SHINY TREASURE CAVE. BIG CHEESE! PUT HIM IN HIS GRAVE. I STEAL HIS GOLD. I STEAL HIS JEWEL. IN MY CASTLE WHERE I SWIM IN SWIMMING POOL. FRAG TROLL. GET GOLD.
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NEW DEAL
01:36
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LET'S MAKE A DEAL, ONE BIG DEAL. LAUGH. CRY. EAT A "HAPPY MEAL". CLOSE YOUR EYES. MAKE IT GO AWAY. LIVE. DIE. "HAVE IT YOUR WAY". LET'S VOTE A LEADER. VOTE 1 WORM. VOTE 1 WORM FOR TEN MORE TERM. VOTE 1 WORM. VOTE 1 SCRAPS. LET'S BURN GOLD. MAKE ECONOMY COLLAPSE.
LET'S MAKE A DEAL, ONE HANDSHAKE. EVERYTHING IS REAL. EVERYTHING IS FAKE. YOU CAN BE AN IDOL. YOU CAN BE A VOICE. ONE OR THE OTHER. WHAT A FUCKING CHOICE! LET'S VOTE A LEADER. VOTE 1 ROCK. ROCK BEAT SCISSOR BUT PAPER COVER ROCK. VOTE 1 PAPER. VOTE 1 CASH. LET'S BURN GOLD. MAKE ECONOMY CRASH.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHAT HAPPENED? HOW'D THEY PULL IT OFF? WHATEVER HAPPENED HAPPENED.
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ACME
00:49
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SYSTEM
01:56
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THIS IS A SYSTEM WORKING! COIN IN YOUR WAR CHEST GOES UP. THIS IS A SYSTEM WORKING! TELL ME IF YOU'VE EVER HAD ENOUGH, CUZ I'VE NEVER HAD ENOUGH, NO, THERE'S NO SUCH THING. JUST YOUR BLOOD AND THE MONEY COMING IN. FACTORY HOURS IN THE WORM! WHAT DO YOU KNOW WHEN THE SYSTEM WORKS? THIS IS A SYSTEM WORKING, WORKING, WORKING. THIS IS A SYSTEM WORKING, WORKING, WORKING. CUZ I'VE NEVER HAD ENOUGH, NO, THERE'S NO SUCH THING. JUST YOUR BLOOD AND THE MONEY COMING IN. GET A COUPLE HOURS OFF WORK IN THE EVENING, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO WHEN THE SYSTEM'S WORKING. NOW, WORK!
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DUNGEON
00:57
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DUNGEON, DUNGEON, YOU LIVE IN A DUNGEON. EVERYTHING IS LOCKED AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FUN. IF YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE, PUT YOU IN A DUNGEON. CHAIN YOU TO A WALL AND I MAKE YOU EAT A RAT. RULER, RULER, YOU CAN CALL ME BIG BOSS. TREASURE WENT IN DUNGEON. BIG FINANCIAL LOSS. IF YOU ARE A WANKER, PUT YOU IN A DUNGEON, CHAIN YOU TO A WALL AND I LEAVE YOU THERE TO ROT. LOCK THE DOORS. HIDE THE KEY. STEAL THE GOLD.
FORTRESS, FORTRESS, I LIVE IN A FORTRESS. GIVE THE PEOPLE CAKE AND MAKE THEM ALL ADORE US. IF YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE, PUT YOU IN A DUNGEON. CHAIN YOU TO A WALL AND I LEAVE YOU THERE TO ROT. LOCK THE DOORS. HIDE THE KEY. STEAL THE GOLD.
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CAMPAIGN
01:38
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UP ON YOUR HIGH HORSE, YOU CAN SMILE AT THE PEOPLE. YOU CAN LIE TO THE PEOPLE, THE PEOPLE, THE PEOPLE. YOU CAN BE A RULER FOR A LITTLE WHILE. PAY A CROOKED DOLLAR FOR A BENT SMILE. BREAK A LEG. PULL THE OTHER ONE. YOU PUT A CROWN ON. YOU COULD BE ANYONE. MORE DEAD? KILL ANOTHER ONE AND ANOTHER ONE AND ANOTHER.
KING BEAMS DOWN ON DUMB MUD FARMER. BORN TO RULE? PUT ON YOUR PLOT ARMOUR. BREAK A LEG. PULL THE OTHER ONE. YOU PUT A CROWN ON. YOU COULD BE ANYONE. MORE DEAD? IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT'S WHITE NOISE. CHITTER-CHATTER. BREAK A LEG. PULL THE OTHER ONE. YOU PUT A CROWN ON. YOU COULD BE ANYONE. MORE DEAD?
PRETTY NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT.
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CAST
00:34
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SPELL
01:45
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DROP OF BLOOD. LOCK OF HAIR. PIT OF MUD. BREATH ON AIR. MADE ME CHANGE. HAIR FALL OUT. SLOW IN BRAINS. GOBLIN BOY CANNOT RUN. UGLY TO EVERYONE. DROP OF BLOOD. LOCK OF HAIR.
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